Kitchen Humor

Health Humor: Signs Found in the Kitchen

1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen
is delirious.

2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and
gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for
they shall never cease to be amused.

8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

9. Help keep the kitchen clean -- dine out.

10. Housework done properly can kill you.

11. Countless number of people have eaten in this
kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just
vending machines.

13. Animal hair is considered a condiment in this house.

CVR wrote:

13. Animal hair is considered a condiment in this house.

Dang! Why didn't I think of that? Good one!

HAHA!! It's actually in my Mom's kitchen (she has two shelties). She's going to have one made for me, 'cause it really fits around here lol.

Home is where dog hair sticks to everything but the dog.