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Amigo
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Location : Molalla, Oregon
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PostSubject: URGENT WARNING!   Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:04 pm

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair

This is a public service announcement. In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called âœamobacter equuiiâ has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
1.reluctance to cook
2. reluctance to perform house work
3.reluctance to wear anything but boots
4.reluctance to work except in support of a physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction).
Beware!
If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
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audie
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PostSubject: Re: URGENT WARNING!   Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:01 pm

BWAA..TOO LATE. I've been infected and I think that I am a carrier - it's contageous. Right now my clothes are covered with horse hair and it made my husband roll his eyes....(or maybe it was a spasmodic tic) HA HA HA
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Tekii184
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Registration date : 2009-04-20

PostSubject: Re: URGENT WARNING!   Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:48 pm

crap ... add me to the list of infected people.... I think I have it bad too .... I didn't make it to the barn yesterday so I was found cleaning the already impecable tack that I have here at the house..... good thing there's no cure Wink

BUAH HAHAHHAAAAA
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newzew
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Location : Marshall, Texas
Registration date : 2009-07-18

PostSubject: Re: URGENT WARNING!   Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:37 pm

What the heck are "cooking" and "housework?"
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westernarabs
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Location : Tolleson, AZ
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PostSubject: Re: URGENT WARNING!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:14 pm

HAHAHAHA! Already infected my daughter and she infected HER kids! It's a fast spreading "disease", that's for sure!
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